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<  Echatio  ~  On the subject of PORN

Have you ever been the victim of a Porn Thief?

Yes  
42%
  [ 3 ]  42%
 
No  
57%
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Total Votes : 7
VeryApe
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 10:07 am Reply with quote
Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 75 Location: The Banks Ay The Clyde
stanley_kubrick wrote:
And likewise, I think it was round about the summer of 1994 I saw it too, or maybe 1993 so it must have been doing the rounds in Glasgow.

Anyway heres Wikipedia's article on it. Its true i tell you! And dont ask me for a copy as I dont have one!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Farm_%28video%29


oh it exists. i refused to watch it but 95% of the males in my class saw it on a crap vhs copy passed around by one andrew cheng when we were in 3rd year.

and i've stolen porn. twice. once from my old man when i was 14. second time from someone's house i was dog-sitting / watering plants in. that was probably ten years ago. ropey vhs again, off canal cable.

nowadays? try watching optimo porn: http://www.eonmckai.com (NSFW)
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dirty flow
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 1:49 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 531 Location: shawlands
that wedding story is an absolute belter
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is that guy available for hire?


i found even watching that animal farm documentry on the tv a while back disturbing. the whole story of the main burd that stars in it was pretty tragic and disturbing man. i've seen a few mpegs here and there of animal porn and it would apear that the 'actresses' aint really into and are clearly there for the money but that original woman that starred in what came to be known as animal farm really did love animals in a messed up way. i think the animal farm film actually started of as a documentry about her and then people just tagged on other films as well

animal porn is just disturbing man. i mind when we went to the sex museum in amsterdam and went into the porn room. we got to the animal bit and my mate nearly fainted. he had to go outsude and lie down for a bit!

porn's kinda messed up now i reckon cause i think most people are pretty desensitised to it with the internet and all, i know i am. like folk have said porn video's used to be like treasure you'd guard with your life.

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stanley_kubrick
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 1:53 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 650 Location: The Belgian Congo
Cara whats "normal sex" anyhow? Do you work for the Iranian government?

Nobody can take away my right to commit sodomy in the privacy of my own home.
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stanley_kubrick
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 2:22 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 650 Location: The Belgian Congo
Funily enough the guy that did the best man's speech IS available for hire. And he actually does work with animals! But its nothing dodgy. He goes about schools giving presentations with live specimens of exotic ones like hissing cockroaches and snakes.

In my opinion he deserves the Victoria Cross for that speech. The groom's family were hardcore Muslims and there were god fearing mosque elders invited. Roy Chubby Brown would have gone down better than him.
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Mozza
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:18 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 2272 Location: 4.815 162.342
stanley_kubrick wrote:

Nobody can take away my right to commit sodomy in the privacy of my own home.


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