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iainhasaface
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:46 am Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Posts: 331
does anyone know any decent fart jokes?

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anyway i'm famished...or is it victimised? I always get those two mixed up.
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stoob
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:57 am Reply with quote
Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 54
Why do farts smell?




So deaf people can enjoy them too!







Whats the difference between a 'gay' and a refrigerator?



A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!











Four gay men are sitting in a hot tub.


They notice some sperm rising to the surface.



One gay man says, "Ok, who farted?"




Two snowmen in a field:

One says to the other 'Do you smell carrots?'


'sorry i farted'





Sorry.........
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Mozza
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:36 pm Reply with quote
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eeeeeeeeeeewwww!

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Ms. Mingo-go
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:55 pm Reply with quote
Satan's Little Helper Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 884 Location: Hell
Calming influence of a new cat? This must be said by someone who's never had a new cat. Calm is hardly the word.

All the fart jokes I know stink.

ha.

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