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<  Echatio  ~  Fight at Burger King

24 inch pythons
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:45 am Reply with quote
Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 28
I dont want to called a hero today but i was a god damn hero.


I was standing in line at my local Burger King about to order my 'usual', a Whopper and two cheeseburgers, with a coffee because i was quite tired. All of a sudden three black dudes walked in wearing gangster style clothing.

They were behind me in the queue, whispering, whilst this would not normally bother me but i remembered the recent Kenyan violence and turned round to notice them flashing gang signs indicating the planned to rob my beloved Burger King. How did i know this?




I had to be pro-active, as i was served i turned round and threw my coffee at the first gangsta then kicked him in the groin. One of the other guys ran for the door, the other looked at me in horror long enough for me to launch my Whopper at him full force, hitting a weird device he had above his right ear. He went down and i ran out into my car.

I didnt want any recognition or to be some kind of John Smeaton but i was heroic of Greco-Roman proportions.
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bobobo
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:28 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 372
Fuck off Koresh.
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Mozza
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:05 pm Reply with quote
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oh it feels like old times!

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Adachi
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:25 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 57
I live in the southside where you cant move for deaf kenyan brothers with the munchies wearing pinstripe suits and fedoras!! your lucky they never had splatguns. Who is this fud?
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devo
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:58 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 22 Apr 2007 Posts: 196
pretty funny actually. Laughing
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Jazz/Funk
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:17 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 06 Apr 2007 Posts: 9
24 inch pythons, if only more people showed your strength world peace would be inevitable. You are a hero (don't deny your legacy) and a beautiful soul. The world is a richer place for your compassion.
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iainhasaface
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:32 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Posts: 331
so YOU'RE the bastard that kicked me in the groin!

You better watch yrself the next time you visit a moderatly-priced-mass-consumer-driven-piss-poor-fast-food-restraunt or i'll rip yr McFuckin head off.

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anyway i'm famished...or is it victimised? I always get those two mixed up.
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24 inch pythons
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:25 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 28
bobobo wrote:
Fuck off Koresh.




You are a disgrace to your family.
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aquiline
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:45 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 254
y'know it would have been better that no-one replied to this utter pish

it'll only encourage them
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bobobo
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:51 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 372
Yes, you're correct. I should not have risen to it
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24 inch pythons
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:56 pm Reply with quote
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aquiline wrote:
y'know it would have been better that no-one replied to this utter pish



Lighten up amigo, i was in a fight not you.

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it'll only encourage them




Them? You must have double vision perhaps you were in fight after all.
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Ms. Mingo-go
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:00 am Reply with quote
Satan's Little Helper Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 884 Location: Hell
What sort of python is 24 inches long? a baby one. Or else are they talking girth? I just don't get it....

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Tissue in the road, knickers on yr doorstep
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mein crustacean
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:42 am Reply with quote
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i think it's girth and refers to the girth of this mans 'guns'


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The cake is a lie!
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Music:Response
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:44 am Reply with quote
Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 1256 Location: On The Wave Of Contradiction
He IS a real American

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Ms. Mingo-go
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:56 pm Reply with quote
Satan's Little Helper Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 884 Location: Hell
Oh, that's all too macho for me, really.

I'll stick to the reptiles, ta.

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Tissue in the road, knickers on yr doorstep
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