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<  Echatio  ~  Kind of Important question!

If you had to choose, what would you have?

A Monkey Butler  
56%
  [ 9 ]  56%
 
A Panther that attacks on command  
43%
  [ 7 ]  43%
 

Total Votes : 16
Disco Biskit
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:12 am Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 240 Location: Left side of the DJ Booth
Can anyone help with this question...?


Last edited by Disco Biskit on Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:16 pm; edited 1 time in total
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cow orker
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:59 am Reply with quote
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can the monkey roll joints? it could be the determining factor on this one for me....
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Disco Biskit
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:36 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 240 Location: Left side of the DJ Booth
Absolutely! The monkey butler is fully trained in monkey butler school and can service most (if not all) of your needs.
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alan
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:04 pm Reply with quote
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panther everytime, being able to say "gwt him claws" would make me happy
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ms cara
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:58 pm Reply with quote
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the panther for sure. i would love to have something i could set on people. that would be awesome.....

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dirty flow
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:48 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 531 Location: shawlands
definately the monkey

monkey's are quality. i'd train him to furiosuly masturbate in polite company

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iainhasaface
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:23 pm Reply with quote
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A Monkey which attacks on demand and a Panther butler would be much more entertaining.

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Davie
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:04 pm Reply with quote
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ms cara wrote:
the panther for sure. i would love to have something i could set on people. that would be awesome.....


I thought Mingo-go gave you one of those the other day ?

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alan
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:32 pm Reply with quote
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what does gwt mean anyway?
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mein crustacean
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:23 pm Reply with quote
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the panther would be great but it'd get taken away by the police as soon as you used it and then they'd probably jail you. I would go for the butler unless the panther came with special legal status

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monkey's are quality. i'd train him to furiosuly masturbate in polite company


or you could just get this dog: http://www.redtube.com/6303

wee warning, that videos not perfect for work unless you work from home or have a very understanding and sexually confused HR manager

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Starks
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:53 am Reply with quote
Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 264 Location: Glasgow
i don;t need help smoking anymore weed.....i think i'm stoned enough,.

now, if the monkey had a full & valid UK driving license....that would be ace, no more standing about in the pissing cold waiting on taxis....no more waking up in the middle of inver-naewhere, wondering how to get home.

monkey chauffeur..



anyway..if i had the attacking pather...i'd go all vigilante, and start using it to settle personal disagreements...

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stanley_kubrick
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:07 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 650 Location: The Belgian Congo
Does the monkey give sexual favours?

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Ms. Mingo-go
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:41 am Reply with quote
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I'm more than happy to take care of myself in life, but to have a panther that could destroy cunts who don't indicate whilst driving or customers who are too moronic to understand what a tip is completely at my command would be a power that I would really, REALLY relish.

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Einsturzende Neilbauten
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:15 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 270 Location: Mount Florida
Panther, easy.

There's an Optimo flyer stuck in the window of my local Southside Spar. It's only ever notices of lost cats and stuff for sale. Like ladders and prams.
It was a nice surprise to see the place looking a little brighter, and makes me think what a good job the flyer people are doing.
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The Human Cannonball
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:43 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 208 Location: Going home in a fucking ambulance
I've not been spending as much time on Echatio as I'd like to recently, but browsing this evening this post caught my eye. Mainly because the band name I use in Guitar Hero is "Monkey Butler".

I'd say it just goes to show, but fuck knows what it just goes to show....

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